A song about some missing dice

I’ve lost all my dice – I don’t know where they are

I’ve looked everywhere, including the back of my car

Don’t it always seem to go

That you always lose the things you need most?

I’ve lost all my dice and I’ve no idea where they are

 

I looked in my suitcase, all that I found was gum

I think it had been there since November 2001

Don’t it always seem to go

That you always lose the things you need most?

I’ve lost all my dice and I’ve no idea where they are

 

I searched in the attic, all that I found was porn

So I brought out the lotion and played with myself until dawn

Don’t it always seem to go

That you always lose the things you need most?

I’ve lost all my dice and I’ve no idea where they are

 

I went to the doctor to deal with my pubic lice

I pulled down my trousers and out tumbled all of my dice

Don’t it always seem to go

That it’s always in the last place you look?

I’ve got all my dice but no one will play anymore

Original by J Mitchell

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